"Porked"

Last Saturday Ryan, Madelyn and I spent some quality time out in the pasture. Ryan was preparing the hunting box and feeder for turkey season, Madelyn played hard and road the 4 wheeler and I just did what I do best, look pretty (right mom and dad?). Madelyn and I started wrestling around and I pushed her down into a cuckleburr (sp?) patch. We refer to the illusive cuckleburrs as porcupine eggs. When Madelyn got up her clothes were covered in "eggs." She said "mama, I just got porked." I started laughing and looked at her with a confused look and she said "I just got porked by porcupine eggs." Then it all became clear to me. So if you are ever in Augusta be careful not to get "porked".